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Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same large minimalist bag with lime green figure and text, displayed in front of a laundry cart for sizing.
Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same smaller minimalist romance-themed bag in muted gray with lime green accents, displayed in front of a cart.
Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same large minimalist bag with lime green figure and text, displayed in front of a laundry cart for sizing.
Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
Same smaller minimalist romance-themed bag in muted gray with lime green accents, displayed in front of a cart.

The Perfect Man - Otherwise Known As A Book Boyfriend – Cute Laundry Bag for Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping

For years, women have been dreaming of the perfect man.

Sadly, this elusive and rarest of species is typically only found within the pages of favorite romance books.

Often tall, always handsome. Generally mysterious, yet irresistibly charming. 

This bag is meant for romance readers who know their soulmate was written by a woman with deadlines and a dream.

Too good to be true; he is entirely fictional – but your laundry isn't.

Laundry just got a lot less disappointing.

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<p>Because nothing says <em data-start="1242" data-end="1262">classy gift-giving</em> like a 1950s housewife side-eye or a groovy ’60s bubble bath. These vintage-inspired treasures give timeless snark with a mid-century wink.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 33614746232826769123
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